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gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

even tho im beautiful i still get self conches sometimes :/

melongorl:

blueoceanstrongemotion:

Conscience** 😌

how are u gonna try to correct me and then not even put the right word …

real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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