dirtydisneyconfessions:

Am I the only one who finds the queen from A Bug’s Life very attractive? If I’d become an old ant, I would definitely do away with her

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

jpgay:

i only make friends incase one of them has a pool or trampoline 

hungarian:

the only motivator in my life is money

slythwolf:

psyducked:

cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren 

u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

getoffmybloghoe:

broyolo:

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

what type of dog is the best at poker?

a pug probably

wtf does this even mean

pleatedjeans:

awesomephilia:

Who you gon’ call? (via)

better than expected.

saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you’re a slizzard, harry *like a g6 starts playing* *harry potter starts to breakdance* 

victrolasonmezzanines:

We Are Stars by The Pierces

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis